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2022 Monthly Digital Single: Attention Dear [May]

by irr. app. (ext.)

Best Regards I sincerely apologize for intruding into your privacy especially by contacting you through this means for a business transaction of this magnitude, but due to its seriousness and urgency, it therefore became necessary for me to seek your assistance. I am Anderson Kokoh, a solicitor at law, a member of West African private advisory association. I am the personal attorney to my late client who worked for a construction Company in Togo, herein after, shall be referred to as my client I am contacting you to help get his U.S.$10.5 million left in the bank before it gets confiscated by the bank. My client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident, due process were followed to alert members of the public to get to any member of his relation or friend through Electronic Media Obituary Announcement both at the local radio and television stations here in Togo and never was any member of his relation were able to be located meanwhile I will furnish you with more details when you get back to me. Best Regards Barr Anderson Kokoh
Miss Wendy George My name is Miss Wendy Saitoti 22yrs old female the only daughter of George Saitoti the former Kenyan Internal Security Minister, My beloved father George Saitoti and his assistant Joshua Orwa Ojodeh were killed in a helicopter crash in Ngong Forest in Kenyan East Africa. The accident happened on June 10th 2012. On Sunday few minutes after they had taken off from Wilson Airport Kenyan with a new police helicopter, heading for a fundraiser in Ndiwa constituency. Throughout when my father was alive, his wife which i take as my mother and his son as my blood brother without knowing they are not my biologically mother and blood brother, because i noticed that my mother care about me as my father do also she don’t show me any motherly care, and my brother don’t come close to me even if i called him on phone he don’t like to pick my calls, infarct they all behalves string characters to me is only my father that take care of me and show me love, and i never know that my father adopted me and i never know that the person i called my biologically mother is not my mother and my brother is not my blood brother as i think before the death of my father, After the burial of my father, my mother start changing all my father's property to her son personal name been my brother as I think. i said nothing because i know my mother don’t love me, few months later our family lawyer visited us and said that she want to see me alone and my mother pick offence about that and said that the lawyer should explain why in public, and the lawyer refuse to do that, finally the lawyer called me out and see me alone, also hand over to me my father will certificate about me and a deposit certificate of a huge amount of money $15.5Million United State Dollars, in one bank with my name as the legal next of kin to inherit the fund in another country called Burkina Faso. But due to i have noticed that the person i called my mother don’t love me i have to hide the documents away before coming back to house on my return my mother called me with my brother ask me what happened and i explain to them, and she become angry with me with my brother, because of this the person i called my mother explain everything about me and tell me that the money did not belong to me, because i was adopted by my father, also said that she is not in support of the adoption, and said for that reason I must give her the fund documents, as i refuse the person i called my brother beat me merciless and necked me with all kind of maltreatment and luck me in toilet, for fool day, finally i escape from our house to the nearby city with the documents, Now I am constrained to contact you because of the abuse and maltreatment I am receiving from the woman and her son because i will not call her my mother again hence I have noticed that she is not my mother. So I decided to I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction/will to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I present a foreign trustee who will help me and invest the money in a foreign country. Presently I am seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou, Republic of Burkina Faso. Because I don’t have money to lodge in a Hotel, I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his/her bank account in overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister or daughter. So my father with blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$15.500, 000) Dollars in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer. As you will help for the investment, and I will like to complete my studies, as I was in my (SS3) when my beloved father died. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total fund for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things in action immediately. In the light of the above. I will appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please don’t disclose it to any one until I come over because I am afraid of This woman who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone, I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these fund with my name as the next of Kin. I have the documents for the claims. Yours Sincerely
Hello Dear My name is James from Sweden am a military man working with NATO in Afghanistan. Than after i was assigned to join US military here in Syria i have a contact with US Army for many years now, i saw your email in the internet hope you don't mind if we are good friends here am single father hope you don't mind


2022 Monthly Digital Single series:
'Attention Dear'

1. Best Regards

2. Miss Wendy George

3. Hello Dear



released June 3, 2022

3 new tracks and a new debris assemblage will be posted every month, with a bonus 13th single available free to anyone who purchases all 12 monthly installments.

Perpetrated at Rock Creek Tributary, Hillsboro in May 2022.
All audio & graphics by M. S. Waldron © 2022.

Texts by various scoundrels.




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