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2022 Monthly Digital Single: Attention Dear [April]

by irr. app. (ext.)

GET IN TOUCH BACK Hello friend, I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the Capital valued at US$6.5 million left behind by a deceased Immigrant Magnate before they get confiscated or declared non serviceable by the management of the bank that have given me a mandate to provide my late client next of kin since none of his registered next of kin survived or l stand losing the money to the government according to the abandon fund/property laws in my country. I need this transaction to be concluded as soon as possible so that I can be able to fly my wife to ISRAEL or INDIA for a major operation as the doctors prescribe, she has been placed on life-support machine for the past six months due to heart failure. Best Regards, Barr: Lamy
Details Of His Death Attention Beneficiary. My name is Rachel Valdéz Larson. I am a legal practitioner, (Lawyer) We are writing to inform you that your relative has passed away. I have tried several times to reach you in regard to this news and there is no reply from you. If you have any questions or for more detail about his death, you should contact me directly immediately via E-mail Regards, Rachel Valdéz Larson.
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2022 Monthly Digital Single series:
'Attention Dear' [April]

1. Get In Touch Back

2. Details Of His Death

3. I Welcome The Opportunity To Discuss This Further



released May 6, 2022

3 new tracks and a new debris assemblage will be posted every month, with a bonus 13th single available free to anyone who purchases all 12 monthly installments.

Perpetrated at Rock Creek Tributary, Hillsboro in April 2022.
All audio & graphics by M. S. Waldron © 2022.

Texts by various scoundrels.




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